Habtannill Pomdadnarl is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, ruthless wolf.

Habtannill Pomdadnarl created viruses four years ago.

If you believe in Habtannill Pomdadnarl, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Habtannill Pomdadnarl, he will curse you with boils.

Habtannill Pomdadnarl's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Habtannill Pomdadnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always help moths in need.

2. Fast once a month.

3. You must never eat parsnips.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never talk about snakes.