Lipsatdub Gandadnel is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, proud snail.

Lipsatdub Gandadnel created a photon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lipsatdub Gandadnel, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Lipsatdub Gandadnel, it will be mildly annoyed.

Lipsatdub Gandadnel's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Lipsatdub Gandadnel's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat shrews with great respect.

2. Lipsatdub Gandadnel loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.