Haspidceb is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, quiet giraffe.

Haspidceb created dark energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Haspidceb, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Haspidceb, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Haspidceb's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Haspidceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of grapes to moths while wearing magenta skirts.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Retreat if eight foxes approach from the east.

4. Never feed cherries to tortoises while wearing indigo jumpers.

5. Do not make images of living things.