Godominhot is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, quiet sheep.

Godominhot created the Sun nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Godominhot, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Godominhot, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Godominhot's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Godominhot's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not keep four snails in a large pit.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never feed lots of spinach to pigs while wearing blue scarves.

5. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.
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