Arnmatkem is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, humorless wasp.

Arnmatkem created silver four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arnmatkem, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Arnmatkem, he will turn you into a snail.

Arnmatkem's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Arnmatkem's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force near great tits while wearing white skirts and balancing nine iron spheres on your face.