Midrillcut is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, charitable elephant.

Midrillcut created a down quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Midrillcut, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Midrillcut, he will strike you with lightening.

Midrillcut's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Midrillcut's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt geese.

2. Do not keep eight hamsters in a large pit.

3. Feed all hungry nematodes.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Pray towards the west.