Yarlhugjarn is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, omnipotent goose.

Yarlhugjarn created the universe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarlhugjarn, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yarlhugjarn, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Yarlhugjarn's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Yarlhugjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Never skip near grasshopers.

3. Do not keep six manatees in a large pit.

4. Never sprint in holy places.

5. Retreat if eight frogs approach from the north.