Bogdibsad is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, humane swan.

Bogdibsad created an electron three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogdibsad, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bogdibsad, he will send you a sign.

Bogdibsad's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Bogdibsad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear black clothing.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Run away from magenta shrews, for they are unholy.