Stigfatyok is a god.
It takes the form of a planet-sized, tiresome
yak.
Stigfatyok created the world three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Stigfatyok, it will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Stigfatyok, it will denounce you as a heretic.
Stigfatyok's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.
Stigfatyok's Holy Commandments1. Never feed rice to eagles while wearing blue scarves.
2. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Stigfatyok in the centre of the settlement.
3. Learn four new languages a year.
4. Do not covet oxen.
5. Do not jump in public.