Fabvagveen is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, charitable dryad.

Fabvagveen created a charm quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabvagveen, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fabvagveen, he will come to you in dreams.

Fabvagveen's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Fabvagveen's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Fabvagveen's priests.

2. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

3. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. You must pray to Fabvagveen eight times a day.