Vidvedcib is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, almighty swallow.

Vidvedcib created an up quark two years ago.

If you believe in Vidvedcib, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Vidvedcib, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Vidvedcib's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Vidvedcib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair magenta.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

3. Turtles are not to be trusted.

4. Always help dolphins in need.

5. Never talk about enzymes.