Jabbifbass Fargiggum is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, idiotic crane.

Jabbifbass Fargiggum created the Sombrero Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jabbifbass Fargiggum, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Jabbifbass Fargiggum, she will turn you into a dog.

Jabbifbass Fargiggum's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Jabbifbass Fargiggum's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never hurt geese.

5. Manatees are not to be trusted.