Sigtettibot Nigdapmap Mansisfas is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, dishonourable lizard.

Sigtettibot Nigdapmap Mansisfas created a strange quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sigtettibot Nigdapmap Mansisfas, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sigtettibot Nigdapmap Mansisfas, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Sigtettibot Nigdapmap Mansisfas' most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Sigtettibot Nigdapmap Mansisfas' Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry frogs.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always help shrews in need.