Bellrillpan is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, unfair capybara.

Bellrillpan created the planet Saturn four years ago.

If you believe in Bellrillpan, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bellrillpan, she will turn you into a rock.

Bellrillpan's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Bellrillpan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never go into blue rooms.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.