Vilmum is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, uncaring hippopotamus.

Vilmum created snails three billion years ago.

If you believe in Vilmum, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vilmum, she will turn you into a hamster.

Vilmum's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Vilmum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

3. Do not eat limes.

4. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Vilmum in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.