Tipbamgumpad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, contented fox.

Tipbamgumpad created the Andromeda Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipbamgumpad, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tipbamgumpad, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Tipbamgumpad's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Tipbamgumpad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not speak about oranges.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Tipbamgumpad must be the most important thing in your life.