Sterjaddim is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, narcissistic mouse.

Sterjaddim created the universe three million years ago.

If you believe in Sterjaddim, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sterjaddim, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Sterjaddim's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Sterjaddim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never hurt tapirs.

4. Do not take Sterjaddim's name in vain.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.