God is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, impressive bee.

God created the Sunflower Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in God, she will approve.

If you do not believe in God, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

God's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

God's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship God.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Learn nine new languages a year.

4. God must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never think about ultrasonics.