Dotdotnel is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, dishonourable snake.

Dotdotnel created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotdotnel, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dotdotnel, she will ignore you.

Dotdotnel's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Dotdotnel's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear red coats.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

3. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Dotdotnel in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

5. Do not keep six dolphins in a large pit.