Dagganlim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, smart sheep.

Dagganlim created the planet Venus four years ago.

If you believe in Dagganlim, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dagganlim, it will turn you into a rat.

Dagganlim's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Dagganlim's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never hop in holy places.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.