Flagpigsas Limwatpog is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, astonishing swan.

Flagpigsas Limwatpog created a photon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Flagpigsas Limwatpog, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Flagpigsas Limwatpog, he will be mildly annoyed.

Flagpigsas Limwatpog's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Flagpigsas Limwatpog's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Flagpigsas Limwatpog in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. You must never eat wheat.

5. Do not shave your back.