Gofnadgub is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, conceited clam.

Gofnadgub created the Black Eye Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gofnadgub, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gofnadgub, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Gofnadgub's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Gofnadgub's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horses.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not commit murder.