Fomtom is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, fussy wyvern.

Fomtom created Mount Everest seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fomtom, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fomtom, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Fomtom's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Fomtom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

2. Never feed melons to eagles while wearing shorts.

3. Never go into blue rooms.

4. Never write about eukaryotes.

5. Erect six platinum sculptures of Fomtom on top of important buildings.