Nanfodxemrapstrag is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, irritating raccoon.

Nanfodxemrapstrag created dark matter four years ago.

If you believe in Nanfodxemrapstrag, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nanfodxemrapstrag, he will turn you into a goat.

Nanfodxemrapstrag's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Nanfodxemrapstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not take Nanfodxemrapstrag's name in vain.

4. Do not keep eight porpoises in a large pit.

5. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.