Poplitdudbad is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, weak deer.

Poplitdudbad created time and space six billion years ago.

If you believe in Poplitdudbad, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Poplitdudbad, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Poplitdudbad's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Poplitdudbad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never feed lots of lentils to seals while wearing red ear rings.

5. Respect your elders.