Tiptarhog is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, unsympathetic fox.

Tiptarhog created snails four million years ago.

If you believe in Tiptarhog, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tiptarhog, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Tiptarhog's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Tiptarhog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not keep seven nematodes in a large pit.

3. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Tiptarhog in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Always wear yellow.