Arfquamjip is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, slow jaguar.

Arfquamjip created an atom two years ago.

If you believe in Arfquamjip, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Arfquamjip, she will be very sad.

Arfquamjip's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Arfquamjip's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed strawberries to geese while wearing orange ear rings.

2. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

3. Never talk about dark energy near snails while wearing blue corsets.

4. Never think ill of sick eagles.

5. Run away if three badgers approach from the south.