Capfidmis Fetnanfon is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, omniscient camel.

Capfidmis Fetnanfon created the Black Eye Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Capfidmis Fetnanfon, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Capfidmis Fetnanfon, he will turn you into a tree.

Capfidmis Fetnanfon's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Capfidmis Fetnanfon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick rats.

2. Never think about electromagnetism near pigs while wearing fawn trousers and balancing three silicon spheres on your face.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Capfidmis Fetnanfon.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.