Mut is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, thoughtless snail.

Mut created snails four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mut, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mut, he will laugh at you.

Mut's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Mut's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Mut.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not hurt geese.

5. Erect four zinc sculptures of Mut on top of important buildings.