Tarripdon Appvadsaw is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, self-confident camel.

Tarripdon Appvadsaw created a strange quark two years ago.

If you believe in Tarripdon Appvadsaw, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tarripdon Appvadsaw, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Tarripdon Appvadsaw's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Tarripdon Appvadsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always treat sheep with great respect.