Ominfaglop is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, two-faced toad.

Ominfaglop created the Sombrero Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ominfaglop, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ominfaglop, he will turn you into a dog.

Ominfaglop's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Ominfaglop's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Ominfaglop in the centre of the settlement.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never leap in holy places.

5. Always help sick porpoises.