Jammetsan is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, unjust cat.

Jammetsan created the Tadpole Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Jammetsan, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Jammetsan, he will turn you into a duck.

Jammetsan's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Jammetsan's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never talk about aardvarks.

5. Erect four gold sculptures of Jammetsan on top of important buildings.