Tiplarnrat is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, annoying dingo.

Tiplarnrat created a quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tiplarnrat, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tiplarnrat, it will turn you into a plant.

Tiplarnrat's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Tiplarnrat's Holy Commandments

1. Tiplarnrat loves goats, so they must be respected.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Run away from fawn turtles, for they are unholy.

4. Never think ill of sick moths.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.