Madnilarf is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, unthinking meerkat.

Madnilarf created Africa eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Madnilarf, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Madnilarf, it will turn you into a duck.

Madnilarf's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Madnilarf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force near manatees while wearing green jumpers and balancing three carbon spheres on your neck.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never talk about rats.