Jipflagbog is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unjust chinchilla.

Jipflagbog created oxygen four billion years ago.

If you believe in Jipflagbog, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jipflagbog, it will think nothing of it.

Jipflagbog's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Jipflagbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always treat bats with great respect.

3. Never wear cyan coats.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Hide if nine horses approach from the north.