Fonkonsak is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, sage jellyfish.

Fonkonsak created viruses eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fonkonsak, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fonkonsak, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Fonkonsak's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Fonkonsak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.