Abyimfum Kabtarbast Himgilnurt is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, quiet goblin.

Abyimfum Kabtarbast Himgilnurt created a quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Abyimfum Kabtarbast Himgilnurt, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Abyimfum Kabtarbast Himgilnurt, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Abyimfum Kabtarbast Himgilnurt's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Abyimfum Kabtarbast Himgilnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Rats are not to be trusted.

2. Never feed wheat to hamsters while wearing fawn hats.

3. Never hurt cats.

4. Learn six new languages a year.

5. Never play with disobedient children.