Veentettivadnut is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unsympathetic troll.

Veentettivadnut created an atom eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veentettivadnut, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Veentettivadnut, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Veentettivadnut's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Veentettivadnut's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured doves.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.