Gumrencin is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, fast naga.

Gumrencin created tapeworms seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gumrencin, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gumrencin, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Gumrencin's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Gumrencin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Put Gumrencin first in all things.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Do not keep five rats in a large pit.

5. Never think about planets.