Xucdidsom is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, all-knowing pig.

Xucdidsom created time and space two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xucdidsom, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Xucdidsom, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Xucdidsom's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Xucdidsom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never sprint in the presence of frogs.