Lidkabnar is a god.

She takes the form of a large, kind chicken.

Lidkabnar created a photon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidkabnar, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Lidkabnar, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Lidkabnar's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Lidkabnar's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always help nematodes.

5. Never mention eagles.