Wit is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, merciful octopus.

Wit created an up quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wit, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wit, he will destroy your favourite star.

Wit's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Wit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

5. Never leap in holy places.