Nigdapbig is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, moody horse.

Nigdapbig created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nigdapbig, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nigdapbig, she will strike you with lightening.

Nigdapbig's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Nigdapbig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never chant near dolphins.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never talk about dark matter near aardvarks while wearing gray kilts and balancing four zinc spheres on your arms.