Fascusshon is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, charitable fly.

Fascusshon created a down quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fascusshon, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fascusshon, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fascusshon's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Fascusshon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never go into black rooms.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force near seals while wearing pink ear rings and balancing five iron spheres on your feet.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near mice while wearing purple shorts and balancing three platinum spheres on your legs.