Tarham is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, narcissistic giraffe.

Tarham created dark matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Tarham, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tarham, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Tarham's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Tarham's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

2. Always wear black.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

5. Never talk about special relativity.