Bellcidban is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, moody hippopotamus.

Bellcidban created light four million years ago.

If you believe in Bellcidban, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Bellcidban, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Bellcidban's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Bellcidban's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about photosynthesis.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always treat snakes with great respect.

4. Put Bellcidban first in all things.

5. Never think about ultrasonics.