Govcambug is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, egotistical spider.

Govcambug created an electron seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Govcambug, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Govcambug, she will strike you with lightening.

Govcambug's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Govcambug's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Govcambug.

2. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

3. Never eat turnips.

4. Do not eat limes.

5. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.