Banfatbarn Abfonkap is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, wise hare.

Banfatbarn Abfonkap created the Cigar Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Banfatbarn Abfonkap, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Banfatbarn Abfonkap, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Banfatbarn Abfonkap's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Banfatbarn Abfonkap's Holy Commandments

1. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Banfatbarn Abfonkap.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Banfatbarn Abfonkap loves frogs, so they must be honoured.