Quatnadnull is a god.

She takes the form of a small, happy wren.

Quatnadnull created a charm quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quatnadnull, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Quatnadnull, she will have a low opinion of you.

Quatnadnull's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Quatnadnull's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three otters approach from the east.

2. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Quatnadnull in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Erect five nickel sculptures of Quatnadnull on top of important buildings.

5. Never talk about fire.