Pitlunlog is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, stupid bat.

Pitlunlog created the Cigar Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pitlunlog, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pitlunlog, he will send you a sign.

Pitlunlog's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Pitlunlog's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. You must never eat oranges.